- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

A man walks into a bar.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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