- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

One time I masturbated by myself

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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