Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Flop dog

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

"knock knock" "Come in"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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