What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Penal Dysfunction

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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