- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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