roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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