- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

She said no

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

whats a dick a dick

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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