- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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