Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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John Stamos.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Lets go Yankees

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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you

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Anti Joke

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