- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What is 9 + 10? 21

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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