- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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