- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Anything involving women..

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

cancer

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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