- Anti Joke

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

I'm off to my tank guys!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo