- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

A man sat on a chair

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

brandon ya twwat

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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