- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why did the dog eat poop?

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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