- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

prepares this to get negged

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Womens rights.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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