Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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