- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

The Barackness Monster

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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