- Anti Joke

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

This is a joke setup.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what do u call a black person by his name

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!