Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

A: B: No pun intended.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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