- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

How did the girl die? 25.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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