A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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knock knock who's there no one

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Dogs in my home.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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