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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Knock knock. Come in.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Homosexuals are gay.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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