4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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bacon

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Anti Joke

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