Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Lets go Yankees

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

your mum

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