Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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