Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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alston wang

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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The Game.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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