- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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