An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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#Hanging Degus

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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