- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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