- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

She said no

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Knock, Knock Come in

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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