A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Cleveland winning something

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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