Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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