- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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