my name is Jacob sartorious

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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