Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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