- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

You know what's catchy? A cold

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

You're tall.

ass in my face ? no

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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