The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Nicolas Cage

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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