- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

I killed someone today. :D

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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