How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

12

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Penis.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...