Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Jason Connor.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Women's rights.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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