- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Today is May 18 2016.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Black people. They are so kind.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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