Whats better than 24? 25.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

An atheist walks into a church

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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