A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Wheelchair high jump

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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