What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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oooh look a banshee

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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