What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

Nippies

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Jerry.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Jews

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

A cow says moo and explodes.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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