the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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my shift key is broken1

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Anti Joke

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