What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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