- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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