- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

God wrote this joke.................................

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Woman rights.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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