- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Win and Beau have no friends

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

YOU

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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