- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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