Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Your mom.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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