Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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