- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do you call gingers ugly.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Land Rovers

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

spell backwards: taco cat

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