Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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captcha: all yer base

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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