Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

the WNBA

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

donald................duck for president

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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