- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Your mama's so fat.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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