maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Woman.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

A man made a sandwich.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Zach Barlow

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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