There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Zach Barlow

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A man made a sandwich.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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