What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Your mom is fat

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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