What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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