- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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