Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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